tumblr mobile users be like
I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
You know the attack is strong when the characters become line art
This is what happens when I fight people.
I should really start getting ready to go out now - a novel by me
"Yeah, I’m ready and on my way" - a sequel.
Yeah i’m just stuck in traffic - The book series